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As far as I can tell, the only “efficiency” DOGE has demonstrated is in turbocharging toxic bro culture, firing federal employees like they’re contestants on a reality show, and spinning baseless explanations so dizzying they could power a wind farm. It’s like watching a teenager try to explain to their dad why they missed curfew — lots of dramatic pauses, zero actual logic.
And, of course, at the center of this terrifying and chaotic circus is Elon Musk: part billionaire, part cartoon supervillain, using your tax dollars to write and illustrate his dystopian space comic strip.
The absolute worst part? We’re all stuck reading along, whether we like it or not.
Best of luck to us all.
Hadley Friedman Lubec