BREWER, Maine — Tuesday’s high temperatures brought out a number of sunbathers, including one Brewer man who decided to tan all of his body, Brewer police Sgt. Arden Jones said Wednesday.
A parks and recreation employee noticed the naked man just before 2 p.m. and called police. Cpl. Paul Gauvin responded to the scene and found “the man was on his deck on the second floor sunning himself” and didn’t realize others could see him, Jones said.
The very embarrassed man said “it wouldn’t happen again,” the sergeant said. (Nok-Noi Ricker, BDN)



I just knew something was up!
Guess 2nd floor not high enough, next time roof!
That’s just nuts!
Funny, some people cant mind their own business..
OH MY!!!! Nude People, aahhhhhh!! I perfer to see nude people over drunks comming out of downtown pubs and eateries…
Who cares? You’re born naked, as long as you’re not a flasher, or a pervert and just wanna get a lil’ tan going on. Who cares?
Bet no call would have been made if he was a she
You lose the bet! I’d be calling all my buddies.
From this group of normal posters that bash the crap out of Diva’s and Diamonds, yeah i would guess it would have still mattered…not to me though…i agree with a previous poster…there is NOTHING wrong with nudity at all…other than the shame and dirtyness that people in American place on it…In many countries that would be perfectly natural and since he was on his OWN property, i dont see the big deal either. Dont like, dont look, simple as that.
IF WE WALKED NAKED WE WOULD ALL BE IN BETTER SHAPE!! LOL
Who, what, when, where, how, and why. Those are the basics. I understand not mentioning the “who,” considering the circumstances. But why no mention of the “where,” as in where was the parks employee when he saw the man?