HOLDEN, Maine — A Bar Harbor man who told an officer he was rushing home because he was low on fuel was summoned for criminal speeding early Monday, according to police.

Shortly before 3 a.m., Officer Bruce Graybill clocked a silver 2002 Volvo at 83 mph headed south on Main Road in Holden in a 45-mph zone, Holden Police Chief Gene Worcester said late Monday morning.

Graybill stopped the vehicle, which was driven by Christian Emigh-Doyle, 21. Emigh-Doyle told Graybill he was speeding home because his vehicle was running low on gas.

Worcester said he wasn’t sure why Emigh-Doyle would have thought speeding would help him get home on what gas he had left.

“Going that fast just sucks up more,” the police chief noted.

Emigh-Doyle received a summons for Class E criminal speeding.

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  1. What?   You mean pressing down on the gas pedal doesn’t mean less gas is going to the engine?

    Must be a liberal arts major – a little short on science.

        1. Are we actually arguing about whether this rocket scientist is going to college or not?

  2. This is almost as good as the lady driving her prius who ran the stop sign because her on dash gasometer told her she would would be getting poor gas mileage if she stopped.

  3. This excuse is on par with “The dog ate my homework”.  Either way, the reward for originality is an F.

  4. I suppose that at 83 mph one would coast further after running out of gas than if only doing 45 mph and suffering the same fate….

  5. He was confused about what a “governor” does.  Or better yet:  He was following the new government  fuel policy management practices.  

  6. If this guy ever buys an electric car-Plug in Prius , Nissan Leaf or Chevrolet Volt-he’ll be the guy with the 5265 foot cord.

    1. Remember the Dinty Moore Beef Stew ad?  In the middle of the desert, one prospector asks where the other plugged in the extension cord for his microwave.  Answer: “Tuscon”.

  7. Hah! Nice try, wacker. I once stopped a guy for speeding on Route 1 in NJ and when I got to the window he looked at me and said, with a completely straight face, “Dammit! That’s the last time I put Hi Test in this thing!”  I couldn’t help it, I just busted out laughing at the guy.

  8. Wow, that is the dumbest thing I have heard in a long time…And I have heard many dumb statements lately. Common sense is not common. Personally, I think the guy just liked to drive fast and thought the officer who stopped him was dumb enough to fall for his story.  Or he thought the officer needed a good laugh.

  9. Um……… big deal. Got a knuckle head for speeding. How about getting the crack head with the 8-ball. That would be news.

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