An Illinois man planned to kill a rival for his wife’s affections by electrocuting him and then framing the victim’s cat for the murder. Brett Nash was arrested for the bizarre plot in January and pleaded guilty on Tuesday. Do cats ever kill people?

Not grown-ups. Rabies deaths notwithstanding, the Explainer is unaware of any incidents in which a house cat has killed its able-bodied adult owner.

Cats can, however, inflict a pretty gruesome mauling. In 2010, a postpartum cat in Idaho bit her owner 35 times, going back for a second round of scratches and bites after the owner washed off the blood. Last year, a Cleveland man was airlifted to a hospital after a brawl with his tabby cat.

Fights with humans usually don’t end well for felines. The New York Times reported a dramatic scene in 1921, when a pet Angora clamped down on the finger of a Manhattan woman who was riding in the tonneau of her husband’s car. The husband responded by strangling the cat to death, although that didn’t stop an arriving police officer from drawing his weapon against the lifeless feline. It wasn’t the last time the NYPD had to face down a house cat: A year later, after being bitten by a cat on Columbus Avenue, a police officer shot the animal dead with his revolver.

Cats occasionally kill infants, but the deaths are accidental. In the early 1980s, a Norwegian father discovered his cat sleeping on the face of his 5-week-old baby. Although the father administered CPR, the child eventually died from the aftereffects of asphyxiation. (A doctor’s report suggested that cats might be responsible for some cases of sudden infant death syndrome.) In 1931, a Connecticut cat took a nap on the chest of a 4-month-old child, smothering him. There were several reports of similar incidents in the 19th century.

Smothering deaths appear to have given rise to a widespread myth that cats suck the breath from sleeping infants. The cat was supposed to have aligned its nostrils with those of a sleeping baby, using its chin to hold the child’s mouth shut. The cat’s motivation varies depending on who tells the tale. Some say cats are drawn irresistibly to the smell of breast milk on a baby’s breath, while others believe jealousy is to blame.

Ernest Hemingway called proponents of the wives’ tale “ignorant and prejudiced,” and bragged that his own cat, Feather Puss, guarded his son while he slept. Physicians have also tried to dispel the myth, and even Dear Abby urged new parents not to give away their cats. (She did, however, recommend keeping them away from infants.) The myth, however implausible, has proven quite durable. In 1982, a North Carolina folklorist passed on a version of the tale in the Mount Airy News, adding that the cat’s paws were ” ‘bird working’ back and forth” on the baby’s ribs while it sucked the child’s breath. The myth-debunking website Snopes took on the story more recently.

If your cat really is intent on gnawing you to pieces, it will probably wait until you’re already dead. Cats often scavenge dead bodies and occasionally cause problems in the mortuaries of hospitals in the developing world, where they are sometimes kept for pest control.

Despite all its licking and unconditional affection, you should fear your dog much more than your cat. According to CDC data, dogs killed 167 Americans over the age of 14 between 2001 and 2010.

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          1. I know, I think everyone in the hood owns a hoodie and a pit bull.. They go together like love and marriage….:)

    1. I cant imagine why you want to ban cats.They help in rodent control,and are a great pet,and house mate to millions of people.I would never trust a person who doesnt like cats.

    2. I’m horribly allergic to cats and can’t stand to have them anywhere near me, and even I think that’s a ridiculous thing to say. I’d sooner support legislation that would ship all smokers to Madagascar than one that would do the same to cats (and I’d have serious ethical concerns about the smokers thing).

  1. All I can say is that I have had cats at various points in my life and none of them have harmed me. In fact, I used to have two cats, sisters from different litters, who used to stand guard at either side of me when I was sick in bed. They looked like miniature versions of the lions that sometimes are found on either side of library entrances. I would venture to say that except in cases of animals with rabies, it is unlikely that a housepet, dog or cat, will harm you unless you mistreat it. If you hurt your pet, then in my humble opinion, you would deserve what you get.

  2. Cats lived with me since birth. Slept with me when I was a baby, youngster, and adult. My life without cats would have been incomplete.

  3. What about cat scratch fever,it’s not just a kick@#$ song it is an infection that is spread when a cat scratches somebody after they use there litter box,My grandfather died in the hospital after the infection ran rampant.

  4. I was a sickly infant. Wheezing. Rubbing my eyes. It got so bad they told me they tied my hands so I couldn’t rub my eyes. Many years later they realized I was allergic to the cat.

    Last month I saw a cat in a nursing home and as I was leaving I asked a man who was leaving with me how people with allergies could handle it. He said it made his wife very sick and she tried to keep her door shut. I wouldn’t be able to spend an hour in that building.

    The humble Farmer

  5. As a teenager I was attacked by a neighbors’ kitten-it was a rather freaky event. My Irish Setter was too scared to come to my rescue, luckily I finally managed to fling the kitty away!The vet felt the kitten had a brain problem, and the owner had it put down as they had young children.

  6. I am a fire EMT and I went to the house of an elderly lady who had almost bled out from a scratch from a little grey kitten. She was taking Coumadin (blood thinner). It was easily the most blood I’ve ever seen at a medical aid.

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